The time has come, as we always knew it would, to say goodbye.
It feels like we have been together for ever, and in some ways we have.
But, really, we both knew it was a unhealthy relationship.
You gave, I took.
Please don’t get me wrong, I will regret this decision, and I will falter and I will lapse and I will try to get you back into my life, but everyone around me knows you are bad for me, but I had to come to this decision myself.
Let’s part as friends, and remember the good times.
I will see you with others and be eaten up with jealousy, but I know you can’t be true to me, so go, but remember me fondly.
You have sated my hunger, you have given me pleasure and I adore you.
But really, what have you given me, fleeting moments and pre-diabetes.
So, darling cake, be off with you.
Well, we’ve got until 10th January until I see the diabetes nurse, so one last fling eh, for old times sake.